This is my own idea and certainly it is NOT inspired by this Panja's post.

So moustache or mustache...whether you like it or you're disgusted just by thinking of it...you must admit, there's something about it - how is it possible that just about 1 of ordinary 5000 men has a moustache but when you look at famous men who were changing the world, the ratio is much lower then 1:5000. Coincidence?

Frank Zappa, Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Friedrich Nietzsche, Albert Einstein, Gandhi, Sassam Hussein they all got a moustache. Just look how would Hitler looked stupid without it. I've almost forgot my favorite ones - Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds and best Simpsons character - Ned Flanders. Yap, they have one too.

What about women's idol Johnny Deep? Yeah I know, he's the only one who looks weird :o) Who looks better to you girls - this spring chicken on pics #1 and #2 or fella on pics #3 #4 #5 . You know what? This is the same fuckin' young guy!

But NOW, I don't have balls either to let it grow so I won't be invited at Moustache party and my only chance to have a moustache is to buy the fake moustache - BUY IT HERE.



I also like this special Mr. Bulb, looks trustworthy and serious, right?